Book Review: Pretty Little Liars


Title: Pretty Little Liars

Author: Sara Shepard

Published: October 2006

Rating: 6 out of 10

Cover Synopsis: Spencer covets her sister’s boyfriend. Aria’s fantasizing about her English teacher. Emily’s crushing on the new girl at school. And Hanna uses some ugly tricks to stay beautiful.

But they’ve all kept an even bigger secret since their friend Alison vanished.

How do I know? Because I know everything about the bad girls they were and the naughty girls they are now. And guess what? I’m telling.

Review: I decided to read this book in a kind of strange way. After Maureen Johnson made a post about the gender inequality of book covers, I was reading the “coverflip” tag on Tumblr and came across one for Pretty Little Liars. This flip was cool because instead of a barbie-esque doll on the cover, it focused more on the dark side of the book and I was instantly intrigued. I had, of course, seen the series in bookstores before and vaguely knew of the TV show but based on the cover, I assumed it was shallow and lame. Therefore, I never even picked it up to read the back of the book – after reading the coverflip post, I realized I was part of the problem and ordered the first book.

My fears about the book were not completely unfounded. There is a little too much focus on what stores they shop at, what brands they’re wearing, etc for my taste. I’m not that kind of person and I tend to find that kind of person vapid. Yes it’s judgemental, but hey, this is a review right? After I finished the book, though, I’m giving the author the benefit of the doubt. By focusing on these “pretty” details of the characters, it was a great juxtaposition for the darker secrets they’re hiding.

Basic summary is this: the four girls had a friend, Alison, who went missing several years ago. This friend knew secrets about all the girls. Now, after a new family moves into Alison’s house, someone is texting/emailing/IMing these secrets to the girls, leading them to believe Alison is back. But is she?

The secrets are what kept me reading. They all share a secret in regards to “The Jenna Thing” which, best I can tell so far, is a prank that went terribly wrong. They all were secretly relieved when Ali went missing because their secrets were, theoretically safe. Emily tends to have romantic feelings for girls, Spencer strives to be better than her sister and does so by making out with her boyfriends, Aria is dating her teacher and Hanna has an eating disorder. Pretty standard high school, mean girl secrets. But “The Jenna Thing” has me intrigued and when, *SPOILERS*, Alison turns out to have been dead this whole time, I really want to know who else knows all these things.

These girls are struggling with growing up in a world full of pressures, growing apart and now, what really happened to Alison. And who is really sending these messages to them.

While it wasn’t the greatest book I’ve ever read, it was interesting enough for me to order the second one. There are several books in the series and I’m hoping that they don’t stretch the lingering secrets out for too long in an effort to sell more books – which is always a concern.

 

Paid fan fiction?

What crazy upside down world are we suddenly living in? According to this press release – Amazon is going to start offering a self publishing program to fan fiction writers for select licenses, so far only Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars and Vampire Diaries has been announced. I heard about this and went…whaaaaaaa?

I have mixed feelings about this. I’ve read a lot of fan fiction in my day. I mean, a LOT. Heck I’ve even written some. And there is some great stuff out there just as there’s some god-awful stuff out there. Part of the charm of fan fiction is that it’s born out of love for the source material. It’s not about making money, it’s about having an idea for a story set in an established world and sharing that with other fans.  I’ve also seen it as a starting point to writing your own stuff. It gives aspiring authors the opportunity to try out their own stories without having to fully generate their own universe or characters.

I guess I just don’t understand the point behind it. I doubt this is coming from a place of “These people really love these stories, put a lot of work into them and deserve some sort of compensation”. My guess is Amazon saw the popularity of sites like fanfiction.net and archiveofourown.org and decided, in their quest for world domination, that they needed some of those sweet, sweet fan fiction site hits? Did the creators and/or publishers of these licensed work see a way to make even MORE money from their lucrative franchises? What is the point of this?

This brings up another question. Is anybody out there actually going to pay for fan fiction? I realize it makes me seem like a terrible person, but even with the best fan fiction I rarely even give a “thumbs up” or leave a comment. I just can’t be bothered. If they’re going to add a price to it, forget it.

It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out over the next few months. Everything about it though gives me an ooky feeling. Like there’s some great, evil plan behind this and I just can’t see it yet.

What do you guys think?

Struggling

I’m trying to come up with something to write about. In an ideal world it would be clever, funny and relevant. But let’s get real. There’s one thought going through my head lately.

VERONICA MARS MOVIE!

That’s it. That’s all I’ve got.

THEY’RE MAKING A VERONICA MARS MOVIE!

I can’t even accurately describe how excited I am about this. . I LOVE this show. When it was still on the air, I was OBSESSED with this show. I would read marsinvestigations.net‘s roundtable reviews. I was lucky in that I got into the show right when the third season started. So I got to watch the first two seasons straight through. I still occasionally think about the show. What the characters would be doing. How the fourth season would have gone. Hell, I still occasionally read fanfiction.

THEY ARE MAKING A VERONICA MARS MOVIE!

And it was funded by fans. That is AWESOME. I’m a big fan of crowdfunding. I think it gives more power to creators, helps people know what kind of interest there is, allows fans to be directly involved and generates excitement.

Annoy tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind.

The problems with hugging

Here’s what I imagine goes through most people’s minds when someone comes in for a hug:

Hooray! A hug!

Here’s what goes through my mind:

Wait, what is this? Why’s this person coming towards me with their arms out? OH GOD! They want a hug, oh god oh god oh god. Ok, I can do this – arms out. Where I do put them? Diagonally? Around their neck? Their waist? Now we’re hugging. Am I hugging too tight? Does my breath stink? Do my armpits stink!? Am I sweaty? Oh, right, I should breathe. In and out, in and out. Man, now they know how fat I actually am! SUCK IT IN! When is it ok to move away? Do we sway a bit? Should I be patting their back? WHAT DO I DO?!

And this is why you’ll see me panic when someone tries to hug me.

Totally Legit

Dear what I am sure is a totally legit medicinal marijuana dispensary,

Here’s the thing. While I appreciate what you’re trying to do and despite your rather professional sign with a pretty good tagline (“Compassion in Action”) you may want to consider moving locations. I think I speak for everyone when I say that setting up behind the skeevy strip club where I once saw a man peeing in the parking lot and the adult “bookstore” that looks sticky from the outside may not be the best choice. Especially when you’ve holed up in a windowless, corrugated tin shack that even a Fallout game wouldn’t subject its survivors to.

Best of luck,

Mal

Getting my life together

I’ve been noticeably absent from this blog lately. Actually from all my various blogs. But that doesn’t mean I haven’t been busy.

A few weeks ago a friend on Twitter posted a picture of a book and said she was giving it a try. The book happened to be Dave Ramsey’s The Total Money Makeover. I asked her to let me know if it worked for her and that sparked a conversation about debt, budgets and a link to his website where some “baby steps” were listed out.

This is going to sound cheesy and lame but…this may have been a turning point for me. Something that may change my entire freaking life. Since then, I’ve started the baby steps and have started listening to the guy’s radio show. Now, I may not agree with his politics and occasionally he gets a little “Jesus-y” for my tastes, I feel like his financial advice is sound and so far, I’m doing well.

The weird thing is, I finally, after nearly 10 years, feel like I have control over my money. That I’m not drowning in debt with no way out. It feels good and it makes me want to gain control over other aspects of my life. I’m tired of letting life happen to me, I’m ready to start living it.

There are four major areas of my life I’d like to get on track, which I’ve listed below, and some goals I think will help me get there.

Finance

  • Keep working down my debt
  • Follow the rest of the baby steps

Work

  • Read books and articles that will help me be a better asset to my company

Personal/Hobbies

  • Write 500 words each day
  • Knit for 10 minutes before bed
  • Take steps towards moving to Canada to be with my boyfriend

School

  • I’d like to further my education
  • Once I have the money, take an online class

 

Obviously some goals can be implemented immediately – like the writing 500 words a day thing. Some will take some time, like school but it feels good to make some decisions about stuff. To have something to work towards. It’s time to finally believe that I won’t be who I want to be unless I make it happen.

Weekend Goals:

  1. Car maintenance
  2. Doctor’s appointment
  3. Clean room
  4. Donate books to Goodwill

Restarting Skyrim

I think I may be playing Skyrim wrong.

Picture it, my character is leaving Whiterun – presumably to go do something worthwhile. You see that bow is equipped and ready, in case there’s trouble on the road. She makes her way across the gorgeous landscape, ready for adventure.

She stops. There’s something, something in the distance that has caught her eye. Could it be a dragon? Maybe a pack of wolves? Possibly a wandering bandit or giant?

Before you can make it out, she’s sprinting wildly, not bothering to hide her position! It must be wildly important for such carefree maneuvers. She stops, you see nothing of interest…did she scare off her prey?

Wait.

What is she…

Really?

That’s what all that was for? The running? The chase?

So she could pick some FLOWERS?

***AND SCENE***

That’s how I spend most of my time in Skyrim. When I start the game I full intend to go complete quests and kill bandits and stuff. But then I get distracted by flowers and bugs and hunting animals. Sometimes there’s a cool looking rock I want to check and I can’t just not mine that ore. I mean, come on! That iron could be useful. And by this time I’m near my carrying capacity and I have to go back to town to sell stuff and make potions. Luckily Whiterun is still in view since I don’t make it far.

It’s possible I may be missing the point.